I may or may not be listening to the thong song.
verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’
im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting
@Ashton5SOS: Eating broccoli in my underwear, it’s been a long ass day
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
"It’s probably one in a million chance to be where I am”